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Old May 10, 2007 | 08:49 AM
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A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and goodbye grandpa." The father asked "Why did you say goodbye grandpa?" The little girl said "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day the grandfather died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, and goodbye grandma." The next day the grandmother died. "Oh my God," thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side." Several weeks later, when the girl was going to bed, the dad heard her say: "God bless mommy and goodbye daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life." She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the milkman dropped dead on the front porch."
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Old May 10, 2007 | 08:50 AM
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So, Raptor, is that why you had to go to Ralph's this morning?
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Old May 10, 2007 | 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,May 10 2007, 09:50 AM
So, Raptor, is that why you had to go to Ralph's this morning?
To get milk. (I actually did that this morning. I also got turkey meat and salad dressing.)
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Old May 10, 2007 | 08:53 AM
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Nice. How worn out is your Ralph's card?
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Old May 10, 2007 | 08:56 AM
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Pretty worn, but still usable. How about yours?
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Old May 10, 2007 | 12:27 PM
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Bump for the milkman.
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Old May 10, 2007 | 01:05 PM
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dead milkmen
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Old May 10, 2007 | 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,May 10 2007, 08:56 AM
Pretty worn, but still usable. How about yours?
Non-exsistent. I love being a Northerner.
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Old May 10, 2007 | 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by minako,May 10 2007, 01:05 PM
dead milkmen
I loved those guys!!! I wish I could've seen them back-when.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXkunZQRmEs
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,May 10 2007, 02:56 PM
Non-exsistent. I love being a Northerner.
You don't have Ralphs?
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