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Old Nov 9, 2004 | 08:01 AM
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So he sent an angel down to investigate. The angel came back and reported that 95% of all people on earth were leading awful, horrible, sinful lives and the other 5% were leading good lives. God couldn't believe it, so he sent another angel down to investigate. The second angel came back and confirmed that 95% of all people on earth were leading awful, horrible, sinful lives and the other 5% were leading good lives. So God sent emails to the 5% that were leading good lives, encouraging them to keep up the good work and continue to set a good example for the others. Do you know what the email said?














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I didn't get one, either.
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Old Nov 9, 2004 | 08:06 AM
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Old Nov 9, 2004 | 08:11 AM
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Old Nov 9, 2004 | 08:29 AM
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Old Nov 9, 2004 | 08:59 AM
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still waiting!
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Old Nov 9, 2004 | 09:14 AM
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I'll forward a copy of mine.
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Old Nov 9, 2004 | 10:04 AM
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That's a great one.
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Old Nov 9, 2004 | 12:04 PM
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So, where's your email, John?
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Old Nov 9, 2004 | 01:14 PM
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yet another Raptor Classic ™
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Old Nov 9, 2004 | 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Nov 9 2004, 01:04 PM
So, where's your email, John?
I'm sure it was here... right here in my 'In box'.

Could it have been deleted by my coming here?
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