for a good time call 240.994.0253
Originally posted by Guntersmurf
"Hello."
"Please tell me Josh is home."
"Sorry, there's no Josh at this number."
"You've got to be shitting me. Is this 994-0253?"
"Yes but there's no Josh here."
"Well what the hell happened to him?"
"I have no idea but people have been calling for him all night and I'm trying to sleep. Call Information or something."
"Well maybe you can help me instead. I'm sorry if I come off as rude but I just got arrested again and I either need to get some bail money or I need to find a lawyer. You're not a lawyer are you?"
"No."
"Is there any way you can come to Baltimore and bail me out?"
click
"Hello."
"Please tell me Josh is home."
"Sorry, there's no Josh at this number."
"You've got to be shitting me. Is this 994-0253?"
"Yes but there's no Josh here."
"Well what the hell happened to him?"
"I have no idea but people have been calling for him all night and I'm trying to sleep. Call Information or something."
"Well maybe you can help me instead. I'm sorry if I come off as rude but I just got arrested again and I either need to get some bail money or I need to find a lawyer. You're not a lawyer are you?"
"No."
"Is there any way you can come to Baltimore and bail me out?"
click
you should change your status to pimp prankster.
"Hello is Josh in"
"Who is this?"
"This is Technical support, who is this?'
"Why in the heck does everyone call for JOSH?! I dont even know who he is!!!"
"Im sorry Miss, I was just doing a curtisy follow up call seeing how his penis enlarger is working for him"
"His what?!"
"His penis enlarger..."
...*click*...
"Who is this?"
"This is Technical support, who is this?'
"Why in the heck does everyone call for JOSH?! I dont even know who he is!!!"
"Im sorry Miss, I was just doing a curtisy follow up call seeing how his penis enlarger is working for him"
"His what?!"
"His penis enlarger..."
...*click*...
i did reach her today.....what a B**ch!! she doesn't like you very much.....she asked why are soo many people asking for josh and i said that he was the West Coast Porn King and after that she hung up on me.....
so, i then called right back and told her we were disconnected and she called me an asshole and hung up again..... should i call back??
so, i then called right back and told her we were disconnected and she called me an asshole and hung up again..... should i call back??



