A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout and she turned to him and said "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease. It's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Goodbye, Mom" as I leave the store it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout and as she was on her way out of the store the man called out "Goodbye, Mom." The little old lady waved and smiled back at him. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85" said the clerk. "I don't understand, I only bought 5 items." The clerk replied "Yeah, but your mother said you'd be paying for her things, too." "Don't trust little old ladies.

 

 

bye

 

oooh that's a good trick...

 

only a bitch would do that, not vmom

 

CLEANUP AISLE 9!!!!

 

idunno I think I may try it



I dint have time to read before butt RB haz posted this one in da past


COMMOM RB GET SOME NEW SHTUFF OR WERE GONNA QUIT PAYIN YA THE BIG BUCKS $$$$$$



PS thats an ADORABLE addition to yur AV BK HO HO HO!
NOTE: those last 6 letters were just added to irritate 8Scrooge__In__Trunk

 

i'd buy you groceries if you were old, MOM.

 

Thank you, Mom.

 

bye RB