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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 12:55 PM
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Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny.
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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 12:57 PM
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fry: "Words. Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears."
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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 12:57 PM
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I gotta use that one
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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 01:13 PM
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Hey, my girlfriend had one of those! Actually it wasn't hers, it was her dad's. But actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains.
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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 01:16 PM
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Hmm... 11001010010.

What does it say?

It doesn't make sense.

...

Ahh! 01001010011!!!!
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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 01:19 PM
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It's so rare it's worth more than fifty thousand dollars.

How much?

One hundred thousand.
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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 01:20 PM
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Halt! Who goes there!

Don't point that thing at me!

Fry who?
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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 01:36 PM
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Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders towards my lust for violence?
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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 01:37 PM
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thats it for now...
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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 07:56 PM
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lol, thanks to the internet, I'm bored with masturbating..
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