ok bear weith me...im drunk and its 1245 am here and i got kicked out of a bar tonite.....

it started out great!!! i had about 4 martinis, ready to go, got my cowboy hat on, lookin' sharp and we get to this bar called the electric cowboy in fort worth texas. yeehaw!!!! its girls nite by the way...we all go to TCU....but im lucky enough to own the s2k we get in everything is fine,,,im about to pass out,,,and my friend gets there and next thing we know the popos are giving her crap about her id. out of town. so i of course start cussing at them (im thinking maybe that wasnt such a good idea) and i flounce back into the bar. then my sis who drove us there refuses to go to another bar...somethign about $1 beers.....

so we somehow managae to extract my phone outta her car and call my other sis to come get us and just as we are walking out the cops are like yea we are gonna take you to jail for cussin at us,,,,blah blah blah

and its not even 1am...WOW and im still drunmk as a skunk

 

Wow


I never would have guessed it.


Here you go have a couple more.

 

good response, Peter.

 

Here's one to cure the hangover

 

Hair of the dawg...

 

I think he needs to cure that one!!

 

 

Hmmmmm.....beer

 

 

Drunk posts rule!