i dunno i just want a beater now so i can park my car in my friends garage and not worry about it till spring

 

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oh sweet thanks B

 

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squashbutt nutbangboom

 

squashbutt nutbangboom

 

A teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying to make
a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a
Chargers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are
Charger fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The Teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Alex, why didn't
you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan,
then who do you support?"

"I'm a Ravens fan, and proud of it," Alex replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Alex, why a! re yo u a Ravens
fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from Baltimore and my mom is a Ravens fan
and my dad is a Ravens fan, so I'm a Ravens fan, too!"

"Well, said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no
reason for you to be a Ravens fan. You don't have to be just like your parents
all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a
drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"

Alex said, "A Pittsburgh fan."

 

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