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Old Aug 5, 2003 | 08:14 PM
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> Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
> >children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
> came
> >up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc....
> >
> >Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
> >about his father.
> >
> >"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
> >clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
> >he'll go out to the alley with some screaming fag and have sex with him.
> >
> >The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, quickly set the other
> >children to work on some coloring and took Little Johnny aside to ask
> him,
> >"Is that really true about your father Johnny?"
> >
> >"No," said Johnny, "he plays for the New York Mets, but I was too
> >embarrassed to say so."
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Old Aug 5, 2003 | 08:15 PM
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0wn3d
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Old Aug 5, 2003 | 08:20 PM
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Old Aug 6, 2003 | 07:05 AM
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Old Aug 6, 2003 | 07:07 AM
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!!!!!
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Old Aug 6, 2003 | 07:18 AM
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Pissed!
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Old Aug 6, 2003 | 07:24 AM
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HAHAHAHA, hehehe
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Old Aug 6, 2003 | 01:55 PM
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Old Aug 6, 2003 | 01:57 PM
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Old Aug 6, 2003 | 01:58 PM
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sports that only take one ball to play are embarassing.


good joke
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