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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 12:20 PM
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You gotta love this guy! This is a true story about a recent Greek wedding that took place in Astoria, NY. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a large wedding with about 600 guests... At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from Greece, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his new bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here. You people could stay here and celebrate with that PUTANA." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge: making the bride's parents pay over $92,000 for a 600 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 600 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard commercial out of this ? Let's give it a try: elegant wedding reception for 600 family members and friends - $92,000; wedding photographs commemorating the occasion - $4,000; deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations on Mykonos - $8,500; the look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride and the best man having sex - priceless! There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MASTERCARD.
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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 12:28 PM
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Pretty funny...
Been around for years, and I'm not sure if it's really true or not.
Snopes.com might have something to say.
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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 01:01 PM
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Yeah, I'm sure it's an urban legend.
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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 01:18 PM
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Good story, fiction or fact. But for now...

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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 02:46 PM
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gas 35
revs 29G?
it costs you $29,000 to purchase revs?
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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 02:55 PM
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It's not an urban legend.

Don't ask me how I know.

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Old Jan 10, 2006 | 06:08 PM
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Nice. He who laughs last....
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Old Jan 11, 2006 | 05:00 AM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Jan 10 2006, 05:18 PM
Good story, fiction or fact. But for now...

downshifting at 9000 RPM: Very expensive.
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Old Jan 11, 2006 | 06:28 AM
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Were you at that wedding, Ninh?
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Old Jan 13, 2006 | 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Jan 10 2006, 03:46 PM
gas 35
revs 29G?
it costs you $29,000 to purchase revs?

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