I didn't say your mac HAD nads... I said it preferred nads... as in across its monitor, or maybe on its keyboard. It also said it would like it if you ocassionally shoved its mouse up your ass too.



Dirty mac's!

 

You both need guacamole enemas.

 

I don't think the words 'guacamole' & 'enema' were ever meant to be on the same page let alone sentence.

 

Don't knock it till you try it Zoe!

 

I had a colonic once, but it sure as hell wasn't guac they used!!!



The great thing about having a colonic is that every few minutes, you basically get to take the dump of a lifetime!

 

A mans dream!

 

so each one was better than the last?

 

not really, they were all 10's on the richter scale.

1 session/day for 3 days = one tired sphincter!


I guess it all boils down to the fact that I never thought I would willingly allow a strange woman to shove a hose up my ass, let alone pay for it.

 

Nads across my boobs

 

tissue please...