Guess how much one ticket at the luxury suite at
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The Pentagon announced the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus! .
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by next week.
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus! .
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by next week.
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From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Originally Posted by The Raptor,Jan 19 2006, 06:55 PM
Yeah, but you didn't have an open bar. At that price you could see the game AND get really shitfaced for only about $30,000 per drink.
<pregame swanky party till after game swanky party> 
Maybe next year! 
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