He sets the octopus on the bar and announces in a loud voice "$500 says no one in this joint can produce a musical instrument that Oscar can't play." A guy brings over a guitar. The octopus picks up the guitar, cradles it with his belly, tunes the strings, and plunks out a Jimmy Hendrix hit tune. Another guy brings over a trumpet. The octopus picks up the trumpet, licks his lips, and blows a Louie Armstrong favorite. Then the bartender gets bagpipes from the back and says "1,000 says he can't play this." The octopus picks up the bagpipes, turns, them over twice, and ponders them with a puzzled look in his eyes. His owner looks down at him and says "Stop ing around, Oscar, play it. The octopus looks up at him and says "To hell with that. If I can get its pajamas off, I'm gonna it."

 

LMAO

 

Bump.

 

That is great