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Old Nov 29, 2004 | 10:26 AM
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getting ready to leave. I nurse walks in with a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra pill. "What's that for?" he asks. The nurse replies "The hot chocolate helps him fall asleep." "What's the Viagra for?" "It keeps him from falling out of bed."
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Old Nov 29, 2004 | 02:51 PM
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Old Nov 29, 2004 | 05:41 PM
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Oldie but a goodie.
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Old Nov 29, 2004 | 05:45 PM
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I've not heard that one before
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Old Nov 29, 2004 | 06:00 PM
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I haven't heard it either, I just know from experience.
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Old Nov 30, 2004 | 07:33 AM
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You take Viagra to keep from falling out of bed, Jack?
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Old Nov 30, 2004 | 07:51 AM
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Old Nov 30, 2004 | 07:53 AM
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Kinda works like a kick stand right?
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Old Nov 30, 2004 | 08:59 AM
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Yeah, that's exactly right.
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Old Nov 30, 2004 | 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by tokyo_james,Nov 29 2004, 09:45 PM


I've not heard that one before
It was in the US Maxim and Playboy in recent months...


Still funny
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