So as most of you know I'm house-sitting for my mother right now. Part of my duties includes keeping their grass cut and maintained....

Well we just got this new HONDA lawnmower and it is totally different than our old one. This one has 3 speeds and can basically go on it's own with you steering it......

I was just out working on the backyard and well I decided to up the speed a little once I got used to using the thing So top speed it is! The hard part about cutting the grass is always going around trees and such right? Well....I kinda realized the hard way that top speed is probably not a good idea around trees I was going under this fairly low tree quite quickly and managed to get poked by a branch in the forehead (no jokes this is not a laughing matter ) anyway, it caught me off guard and scared me, I thought a bug had got me, so I let go of the lawnmower and it ran over one of my mom's statue things that was by the tree (2 love-birds or something?)....

So, do I tell her when I speak to her next or, when she gets home?

 

Ok gimme a minute, I have to stop giggling at the mental picture


Ok Im done
I think you should tell her. It wasnt your fault. A total accident .

 

hehe.....I had to laugh afterwards too

I'm sure mom will too!

 

...the only option is to eliminate your mother and any possible witnesses (all your neighbors...)


or you could just get her drunk tonight and then take pictures of her passed out with a baseball bat next to the now broken statues....

 

I saw the title and thought (I'm sure by your design) that the S2000 is involved...

 

If she's on holidays don't tell her 'til she gets home. Why does she need to think about a problem she can do nothing about?

Also you could see if you can get a new bird thingy.

How's your forehead?

 

hehe

 

LOL!!

 

John, you're confusing me with your avatars...

 

Sorry about your forehead and the statue, Vounselor. You need to enroll in a lawnmower operator class up there in Toronto.