A guy about to tee off was approached by a man who held out a card that read, "I am a deaf mute. May I please play through?"

The guy gave the card back, angrily shaking his head, and saying, "No, you CANNOT play through." He assumed the guy read lips so he mouthed, "I can't believe you would try to use your handicap to your own advantage like that! Shame on you!"

The deaf man walked away and the guy whacked the ball onto the green and then walked off to finish the hole.

Just as the guy was about to put the ball into the hole, he was hit in the head with a golf ball that knocked him out cold.

When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other hand holding up four fingers.

 

Way to drive home a point. They should cart you away for the number of jokes you tell Jason. I mean, the amount of time I waste reading these things really tees me off!

 

I think 8D's reply was funnier.

 

There's no need to drive a wedge between Jason's post and my response.

 

I was just putting that observation into play. I think you two can iron out your differences rather than putting your head in the sand.

 

It's not like Jason and I are a group of caddy women. . .

 

:golfclap:

 

Jason seems like a driver...

 

I am NOT too lazy to walk!

 

A golfer was on vacation in Ireland and while playing he made a hole-in-one. With that, a leprechaun jumps out from the trees and says, "I am the lucky leprechaun of the 13th hole. I'll grant you any wish."

The player thought a bit and said, "Could you make me weeny a bit larger?" Well, by the time he got to the 14th tee it was showin' below his shorts. He continued his game and on the 15th hole it was draggin' along behind him. By the 18th he could hardly make it to the green.

He went straight to the pro shop and asked the pro how to fix it. He was told that legend has it that you must go back and make another ace and see the leprechaun again.

After purchasing five buckets of balls he made his way back to the 13th and frantically began hitting shot after shot until finally he made the hole-in-one. Again the leprechaun offered any wish. The player asked, "Could ya make my legs a bit longer?"