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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by C-Bass,Sep 28 2004, 12:13 PM
It's a good thing I'm beyond mortality!
Would that make you el Corey de muerte?
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 09:19 AM
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Or, simply, the c-bass that just won't die?
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 09:59 AM
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Great pics you crazy kids!
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by ButterLips,Sep 28 2004, 12:11 PM
The whole point of time sharing c-bass is cuz you guys said he's to much for one woman to take all the time. Are you saying the same of me or are you saying I'm too much woman for any mortal male to handle
I'm just saying you'd be a good reward for putting up with C-bass!
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by ButterLips,Sep 28 2004, 12:14 PM
Sorry. We forgot to take a photo of me in our other tub which was a two person jacuzzi tub. I was shooting Corey's full cans of beer off the ledge with the jets.

It works like this... turn on the jets before the water level is above them..........and aim. C-bass was a little ticked at the time, but is now able to laugh about. I think he laments the lost beer.
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 10:21 AM
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what do you mean 'putting up with C-Bass'?



Huh?


Punk!


I was gonna loan you the wife, but you can forget it now, Buddy!


Lets see...

I think Brant is next in line here...





Oh, and she's not kidding about the jacuzzi jets. She was like friggin Annie Oakley with those things! I heard her say "how do I turn on the jets????... Oh, here it is..." I looked up and was about to say, " No, wait...." when a stream of water shoots from the tub and knocks my cerveza to its premature death on the cold hard floor. I wept. I was, however, finally able to exercise my revenge during a quiet moment on the balcony. First, I kicked the patio table that our wine was on, spilling the first glass. Then in an articulated move to clean the wine, I strike the table a second time, breaking the second glass. Having fullfilled my destiny, I slept well that evening, I can tell you.


In the pic below, you can see the jets in the empty tub. In the foreground, you can see the chalk outline of where my cerveza once stood proudly...
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 10:23 AM
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Chalk line for a fallen Only you Corey!
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 10:25 AM
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Well, I didn't draw it there, it's a stain in the marble, but I tink its really from all the past fallen 's that wives had shot down in fits of rage.
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 11:03 AM
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quack quack

You know, I see C-bass' lips moving but all I hear is,

quack quack
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Sep 28 2004, 01:09 PM
I'm just saying you'd be a good reward for putting up with C-bass!
Oh I get it.... Well if you guys can't deal with him either then we can always send him to Mom. She's the only one who seems to be able to deal with him. And enjoys it.. .....she's trippy
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