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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 07:50 AM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIMI!


Have a GREAT day
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 07:53 AM
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Since I KNOW your unhappy w/this twilight zone s2ki I'll add these 2. complaints as a prezzie

1. The old way to change size/& or color of font is not working and well you know mom's gonna need a lil font 101 to figure that thing out.

2. Unable to just pull a photo from an album by scrolling thru your albums below the post sucks and will take me forever to find your photos




1/2 A$$ cards will have to do for now I guess
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 08:00 AM
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Happy Birthday man!!! :stalecake:
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 08:45 AM
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Happy birthday!!
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 09:56 AM
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Thanks all.
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 10:45 AM
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Happy Birthday.
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 03:20 PM
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Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Monica
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 04:09 PM
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Hopefully, WSB will give up his asshole for you today.
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 04:11 PM
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Old Mar 30, 2011 | 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by zdave87
Hopefully, WSB will give up his asshole for you today.
That reminds me of a joke:

While she was “flying” down the road (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked “What’s your hurry?” To which she replied “I’m late for work.” “Oh yeah,” said the cop, “What do you do?” “I’m an asshole expander,” she responded. The cop replied “A what? What's an asshole expander?“Well,” she said, “I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it’s about 6 feet wide.” “And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?” he asked. “You give him a radar gun and hide him behind a bridge."
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