I take particular delight in farting on Valentine's Day.

 

I'm with Brant on this one

(but the guys deserve it too. and I don't mean buying them a 12 pack. girls take note or the flowers stop. )

 

Wicky, if you're seeking equality, forget it.

People like slot machines.

 

I'm seeking it. I'm demanding it.

 

 

thats a hairy back.

 

 

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

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ouch

I don't think I want to be your semi-official Valentine anymore