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Rumor has it that John was in the States because he is part of the Canadian witness protection plan.
Something to do with crossing the Molson and Miniature Golf Cartel he was forced to go into the program.
He used to be known in Canada as Jon Edwards and they changed his name to John Edwards to throw them off.
Well, he was found out and forced to change his identity. again.
Sources report he has undergone a complete transformation with plastic surgery and stilt implants.
He was given a new name and a works as a construction worker and earning extra money as a swimsuit model.
I was able to obtain for the corner folks what John looks like now.
In case you should happen to see him some day just give a knowing smile.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by E ticket
[B]Rumor has it that John was in the States because he is part of the Canadian witness protection plan.
Something to do with crossing the Molson and Miniature Golf Cartel he was forced to go into the program.
He used to be known in Canada as Jon Edwards and they changed his name to John Edwards to throw them off.
Well, he was found out and forced to change his identity. again.
Sources report he has undergone a complete transformation with plastic surgery and stilt implants.
He was given a new name and a works as a construction worker and earning extra money as a swimsuit model.
I was able to obtain for the corner folks what John looks like now.
In case you should happen to see him some day just give a knowing smile.
.....I didn't wanna see that shit!!
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