Has Anyone Seen This Man??????
Joined: Jul 2001
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From: This is not my house!
Hey everybody. I missed you all too. You'd never guess what happened.
I was canvassing door to door sucking up to the elderly, and someone who had moved down Canada rcognized me. See I've been down here on the Cdn witness prot'n program.
Anyway I got put in Cell block H and was having a whale of a time. I even received a cake with a file in it from VTECMom. Skippy (the bush kangaroo) brought it to me when he visited. I thank you Mom for the file but I didn't actually use it. Who'd want to leave Cell block H?
I was nearing the point of exhaustion from all the 'cameraderie' in CB-H when I got a note from the Canadian embassy.
It seems that the giant syndicate that had put a price on my head (Tim Horton's Donuts) had been purchsed by Wendy's Burgers and I'm no longer in any danger.
I'm quite grateful to be out of jail all things considered. I have been given permission to visit CB-H from time to time where I can lend comfort to my old friends there, but whores... I'm glad to be back.
Thanks for all your concern.
I was canvassing door to door sucking up to the elderly, and someone who had moved down Canada rcognized me. See I've been down here on the Cdn witness prot'n program.
Anyway I got put in Cell block H and was having a whale of a time. I even received a cake with a file in it from VTECMom. Skippy (the bush kangaroo) brought it to me when he visited. I thank you Mom for the file but I didn't actually use it. Who'd want to leave Cell block H?
I was nearing the point of exhaustion from all the 'cameraderie' in CB-H when I got a note from the Canadian embassy.
It seems that the giant syndicate that had put a price on my head (Tim Horton's Donuts) had been purchsed by Wendy's Burgers and I'm no longer in any danger.
I'm quite grateful to be out of jail all things considered. I have been given permission to visit CB-H from time to time where I can lend comfort to my old friends there, but whores... I'm glad to be back.
Thanks for all your concern.
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 28,318
Likes: 9
From: This is not my house!
It was a little different than my experience in Turkish prisons. My cell mates had slightly better personal habits and that which was considered a threat in Turkey was considered a treat in CB-H.
friends in there.
now, doncha!??