Nah, I ment Joshypoo (as Mom would say )
And for the rest... JOIN THE CLUB

 

Ahhhh...who knows what Josh is up to. The only thing that matters is that he surfaces in time for CornerCon...

Single ain't all bad. I just haven't stumbled across the right circumstances with the right girl.

 

Corner Con DAMN!!!

Right circumstances That just sounds too funny! If the right one comes along it don't matter what else is just happening around ya! At least that's how I see it But men aren't what they used to be

 

In some countries, what I did would be considered polite, especially Fartland.

 

Huh?

 

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

 

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

 

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

 

To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

 

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