There's this guy in a bar who is just sitting there just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then, this bully steps up to him, takes his drink and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Oh, come on man! I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I can't stand to see a man crying."

The troubled fellow replies: "This day is the worst of my life. First, I get fired for oversleeping and getting to work late. Then, I'm leaving the building and find out my car was stolen. I get a cab to return home, and forget my wallet and credit cards in the cab. Then, I find my wife in bed with the gardener.

So I end up at this bar, and just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

 

 

 

Talk about having a drink to drown your sorrows...

:rimshot:

 

Rimjob?