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Old Jun 14, 2006 | 08:00 AM
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Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He does not seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator 'I think Sal is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says "Just take it easy
and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence and then a shot is heard. Vinny's voice comes back on the line "Okay, now what ?"
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