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Old Sep 7, 2006 | 08:32 AM
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He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . ... What have you bee n doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don't have time

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ...... . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.

He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 07:10 AM
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WTF!
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 07:10 AM
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s today!
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Sep 8 2006, 11:10 AM
s today!
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 07:13 AM
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i don't get why women don't have time to blink during foreplay?
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Sep 8 2006, 08:10 AM
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Everyone hates The Raptor.
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Sep 8 2006, 12:51 PM
Everyone hates The Raptor.
I only dislike you.
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Sep 8 2006, 11:02 AM
I only dislike you.
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 02:13 PM
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OUCH!
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