Surely you heard about the holy man from India? Never wore shoes, and his religious beliefs prevented him from eating meat. Lack of protein in his diet and the vegetables he ate made him sickly and prone to broken bones, and gave him AMAZINGLY bad breath.

Never wearing shoes caused his feet to be way overgrown with calluses.

Yep, he was a

Super Callused, fragile mystic cursed with halitosis!

 

josh you're too much.. that was hilarious at dinner tonight

 

 

SEE I DID see it

 

OMFG

 

Good one, Josh!