I need to fill out my beginning of year review... And I'm drawing blanks across the board.

[QUOTE]How do you feel about the work you've been doing? In the Job Satisfaction Box, select the number that indicates your satisfaction.

 

2 ( a completely satisfied employee= the peter principle)

I get to drive big trucks.

I dont get to drive big trucks enough.

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Learning all the 57 states.

My short terms goals are for longer pay for shorter days.

My long terms goals are for shorter weeks and longer weekends.

Now!, my bags are packed!

 

Right now, my thoughts are:

Briefly describe the things to be the most satisfying in your current job:
I still get paid.
Briefly describe the things to be the least satisfying in your current job:
It's not enough to support my hooker and habit.
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Career Goals
What experiences, skills or training would help enhance your current job?
Access to booze.
What are your short-term goals 1-2 years out?
Go elsewhere.
What are your long-term goals 2 or more years out?
Find a rich woman to support me.
If your goals involve moving to another job, when do you think you would be ready to do so?
Have been ready for years!
What experiences, skills or training would help prepare you for that move?
I could use some drawing skillz.

 

I've never put anything but a 3. A 1 or 2 draws the eyes of my boss' bosses, a 4 or 5 pretty much guarantees I won't get a raise.

 

Jeff sounds like you've put some thought into it. I'm sure they'll appreciate your honesty. Submit it now!!!!

 

I like Mike's answers actually.

 

How do you feel about the work you've been doing? In the Job Satisfaction Box, select the number that indicates your satisfaction.

Job Satisfaction: (not selected) 1 - Not at all satisfied 2 - Somewhat dissatisfied 3 - Satisfied 4 - Mostly satisfied 5 - Very satisfied

0 - The job f u c king sucks!


Briefly describe the things to be the most satisfying in your current job: My boss's secretary's tits.

Briefly describe the things to be the least satisfying in your current job: Having to show up.

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Career Goals
What experiences, skills or training would help enhance your current job? A huge pay raise.

What are your short-term goals 1-2 years out? Find a better job.

What are your long-term goals 2 or more years out? Find a hot, horny, rich woman and retire.

If your goals involve moving to another job, when do you think you would be ready to do so? The day before yesterday.

What experiences, skills or training would help prepare you for that move? my studleyness, charm, tact, wit, smooth moves, toilet training, and flatulence.

 

Sure to make an impact.

 

Raptor!!!

 

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