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Old Apr 18, 2006 | 03:45 PM
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During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...

And WASH your damn hands!


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Old Apr 18, 2006 | 03:59 PM
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heheh, this looks familliar...
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Old Apr 18, 2006 | 04:34 PM
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1/2 of statistics are made up on the spot
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Old Apr 18, 2006 | 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Apr 18 2006, 07:34 PM
1/2 of statistics are made up on the spot
including this one!
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Old Apr 18, 2006 | 05:33 PM
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I don't believe one word of it.
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 05:35 AM
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Hey I washed my hands when I was done
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by day1si,Apr 19 2006, 09:35 AM
Hey I washed my hands when I was done
Hence the lower masturbation rate for men. Thanks Daisy
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 07:22 AM
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The only human activity that is completely free of germs and toxic chemicals is a guacamole enema.
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 07:45 AM
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Right....surely there are no germs in the anal cavity.
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 07:57 AM
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No NEW germs, just your own.
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