Raptor'sSexCam is watching you -- and constantly measuring levels of airborne splooge in the atmosphere.

 

it's everywhere~~~~

 

Airborne splooge is a catalytic component of photochemical smog in the urban airshed, a known contributor to increased greenhouse gas accumulation in the upper atmosphere (and, as such, a major global warming culprit), and a suspected contributor to increased accumulation of chlorofluorocarbons and their breakdown daughter compounds in the upper atmosphere.

 

my splooge is only airborne for a short period of time.

 

Try pointing your pecker 45 degrees up from perpendicular to the floor when you whack it, Wick, for greater splooge trajectory range (and more style points).

 

And try to get a running start...

 

Come again?

 

We're talking about splooge again, Mike.

 

How did that come up?

 

Aim low shoot high