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Old Oct 22, 2002 | 07:53 AM
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Default Here's a really corny one.

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well they decided to get married. One was the bride broom and the other was the broom groom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom "I think I'm going to have a little whisk broom. " "Impossible!" said the groom broom.









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"We haven't even swept together."
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Old Oct 22, 2002 | 08:15 AM
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So corny it's funny!
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Old Oct 22, 2002 | 12:25 PM
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Agh! Sometimes corny is funny.

Nice one Raptor.
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Old Oct 22, 2002 | 12:26 PM
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Also, I bet the bride broom has been sweeping around when the groom broom was away...

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Old Oct 22, 2002 | 05:17 PM
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I agree... Corny is often very funny. Good one, George!
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Old Oct 22, 2002 | 08:54 PM
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That's not bad for you George !!!
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