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Here's a story...
of a trip to Cleveland...
We left at about 7pm on a Friday. By 7:30, it was raining. That didn't dampen our spirits though!
Travelers must eat. We chose Wendy's. They were out of grilled Chicken; our spicy chicken sandwiches took 20 odd minutes. So much for fast food. Meanwhile, our cohort at the destination imbibed 2 more drinks.
This man is starving. Feed him. He's already fat, but feed him anyway.
We left at about 7pm on a Friday. By 7:30, it was raining. That didn't dampen our spirits though!
Travelers must eat. We chose Wendy's. They were out of grilled Chicken; our spicy chicken sandwiches took 20 odd minutes. So much for fast food. Meanwhile, our cohort at the destination imbibed 2 more drinks.
This man is starving. Feed him. He's already fat, but feed him anyway.
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Back underway, whilst traveling at 80+ MPH in the rain at night...
We've arrived... behold... the X... the random Corolla (non Plus)... and the MAN.
Inside... we find JDM hair gel... proof that anything JDM sells in this country. Damn ricers!
We've arrived... behold... the X... the random Corolla (non Plus)... and the MAN.
Inside... we find JDM hair gel... proof that anything JDM sells in this country. Damn ricers!
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Naturally, while traveling, a man never deviates from his true calling...
We discover that the MAN eats lightly to maintain his striking figure.
After a day in the rain, one's car must be washed... even though it's still raining.
We discover that the MAN eats lightly to maintain his striking figure.
After a day in the rain, one's car must be washed... even though it's still raining.
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Escaping briefly from the rain, foraging for sustenance.
Our fearless subject discovers "The BigRig Burger".
In a manuever only a snake could appreciate, the burger is eaten.
After relocating his jaw, we procede outside... into the rain.
Our fearless subject discovers "The BigRig Burger".
In a manuever only a snake could appreciate, the burger is eaten.
After relocating his jaw, we procede outside... into the rain.
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Sometime between experiencing deja vu with the Silver Evo and enjoying some gourmet cuisine, stupid shit occured. The result?
WRX owners never pass up an opportunity to engage in stupid shit.
WRX owners never pass up an opportunity to engage in stupid shit.
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After proceeding home (in the rain), we are fortunate enough to hang out with...
the MAN.
The MAN has a civic. In this civic, there are neon lights. The MAN is proud.
We have a close encounter with a boat... a 700 foot long boat...
The MAN was not impressed, but I was.
the MAN.
The MAN has a civic. In this civic, there are neon lights. The MAN is proud.
We have a close encounter with a boat... a 700 foot long boat...
The MAN was not impressed, but I was.
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After partaking in various beverages, oogling of women, and dancing (or something resembling dancing in the case of the MAN)...
The MAN showing his "A" pimp game. The MAN shot down so many women this particular night, that the author lost count.
The author poses briefly with the MAN and the drunkard.
Enjoying Cleveland's finest shrubbery.
The MAN showing his "A" pimp game. The MAN shot down so many women this particular night, that the author lost count.
The author poses briefly with the MAN and the drunkard.
Enjoying Cleveland's finest shrubbery.
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Perhaps one too many beverages were partaken of; as the elevator ride demonstrates.
No, it would seem that several too many beverages were partaken of.
WAY too many.
At this juncture, the author will be assuming a new identity for fear of reprisal.
No, it would seem that several too many beverages were partaken of.
WAY too many.
At this juncture, the author will be assuming a new identity for fear of reprisal.