Oh geez

 

And what ever happened to your half brother, Harold, who knocked up that nun in the back seat of a taxicab?

 

 

And how about your one-eyed cousin, Potty, with the twitch, green teeth, and the horrible limp, who worked at the pickle factory. Rumor has it he got fired for getting caught with his dick in the plckle slicer. (They fired her, too.)

 

huh??? You talking to me??

 

 

hey.. that directed at me??

 

And whatever happened to old cousin Goober from Rancho Cucamonga, the one who dribbled huge, continuous quantities of spittle and mucus down the front of himself? The last I heard, he had just walked into streetlight, both picking his nose and not watching where he was going, breaking both his nose and his little finger.

 

 

And your cousin Emmerson, who fell out of a tree, shitfaced, and into the back of a garbage truck and ended up in a landfill?