right..
and the yankees and red sox are still playing....


and i've got dinner plans tonight

 

which would work a lot better if ing eric would stop choosing to play basketball and come along (2 girls 1 guy..although nice... usually doesn't work)



well.... sometimes it does

 

hey now, i've played wingman before and he gives new definition to 'taking one for the team'.....

motoo: what are you up to tonight?
e: b-ball, why what's up?
motoo: do you want to grab dinner with me and my two female friends?
e: sure, what time?
motoo: you know you don't have to, i'm just asking to be polite...
e: so, you want me to go or not?
motoo: hmm, on second thought that hurts my threesome chances...
e: hmm, this is one of those one way conversations that doesn't need the second person...

 

Master Mocky says about a three-some.

 

 

omg....

 

 

I played wingman for Toe, once. Never again. CASH THE FOCKING CHECK!

 

Playing wingman for Mocky is like playing defense for Wayne Gretzky...you will never get a puck

 

well, unfortunately, unlike gretzky, i've never scored