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One time I set the altar on fire lighting candles before high mass. Another time, after the priest gave me a box of unconsecrated hosts to feed the goldfish in our pond, after mass I was riding my bicycle home, still in my altar boy robes, in front of the church, just as everyone was leaving, I dropped the box and holy communion hosts filled the air. Everybody was mortified.
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,May 6 2006, 10:41 AM
One time I set the altar on fire lighting candles before high mass. Another time, after the priest gave me a box of unconsecrated hosts to feed the goldfish in our pond, after mass I was riding my bicycle home, still in my altar boy robes, in front of the church, just as everyone was leaving, I dropped the box and holy communion hosts filled the air. Everybody was mortified.
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