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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 08:22 AM
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HIFROMCALIOOOOOOOOSKY!!

[QUOTE=Nicotunes,Jun 2 2006, 09:19 AM] He called and said he got fired.....security cameras got him...........






j/k!!!!
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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Jun 2 2006, 08:22 AM
OH $hieeeet and I thought SURE I had it hidden really well in my purse
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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 10:45 AM
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Mom-

Call me on my cell when you know your schedule. I'll PM you.
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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 12:50 PM
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Welcome Home G!!

Hope you're having fun. I'll hav eto read this later as I'm swamped.
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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Jun 1 2006, 05:45 PM
Mom story for today

I'm goin into the IN & OUT BUGER to pic up a tee for someone in WA that 's IN & OUT as we have none up der

So these 2 's are sitting outside close to the door and one looks at me with these lil Puppiedog eyes and asks...... " Miss would you buy me a hamburger? "
I wuz like " ARE YOU SERIOUS? "

I just smiled and went inside.

While waitin on my tee I decided WTH my good deed for the day right so I order a burger.

I go out and hand him the bag and he's ALL SMILES!!! He thanks me and I said NOT so fast You only get the burger if ya let me take a pic of you eating it!

He sayz sure



I told him the reason I got it for him wuz cuz he called me Miss
He said Oh meaning instead of Mamm & I said YEP!

He's so cute & says yeah my Mom HATES when people call her Mamm

I told him I wuz from WA and just needed the tee for someone since we have no IN & OUTs .

He went in for the kill with " Do you have a daughter that looks like you? " Man he was thinkin I wuz gonna give him my car for that comment they liked the VMOM too

sowwy 4 the blah blah but it was funny and a good lesson to you youngins to remember to say Miss to the Ol Lady's and ya neva know what you may score
He was definitely thinking 'MILF'.
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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 01:00 PM
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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by jedwards,Jun 2 2006, 12:54 PM
He was definitely thinking 'MILF'.
Naaaa,
"I hope this doesn't get onto MySpace. My gf is gonna kill me."
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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 02:00 PM
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I read that as "My Milf is gonna kill me"
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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 02:01 PM
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Fear the Cougars. . . .
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Old Jun 2, 2006 | 02:05 PM
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I do. I ran across one at the bar last friday. She was grabbing my ass and I hadn't even spoken one word to her. yeesh.



in fact I don't think I ever spoke one word to her....
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