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Old Jun 1, 2006 | 05:46 PM
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Sex?
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Old Jun 1, 2006 | 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Jun 2 2006, 09:45 AM
Mom story for today

I'm goin into the IN & OUT BUGER to pic up a tee for someone in WA that 's IN & OUT as we have none up der

So these 2 's are sitting outside close to the door and one looks at me with these lil Puppiedog eyes and asks...... " Miss would you buy me a hamburger? "
I wuz like " ARE YOU SERIOUS? "

I just smiled and went inside.

While waitin on my tee I decided WTH my good deed for the day right so I order a burger.

I go out and hand him the bag and he's ALL SMILES!!! He thanks me and I said NOT so fast You only get the burger if ya let me take a pic of you eating it!

He sayz sure



I told him the reason I got it for him wuz cuz he called me Miss
He said Oh meaning instead of Mamm & I said YEP!

He's so cute & says yeah my Mom HATES when people call her Mamm

I told him I wuz from WA and just needed the tee for someone since we have no IN & OUTs .

He went in for the kill with " Do you have a daughter that looks like you? " Man he was thinkin I wuz gonna give him my car for that comment they liked the VMOM too

sowwy 4 the blah blah but it was funny and a good lesson to you youngins to remember to say Miss to the Ol Lady's and ya neva know what you may score
You can get arrested for stuff like that can't you ?!?!?!?!
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Old Jun 1, 2006 | 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by tokyo_james,Jun 1 2006, 07:43 PM
You can get arrested for stuff like that can't you ?!?!?!?!
4 buying a burger??
but he wuz so cute n sweet I couldnt resist
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Old Jun 1, 2006 | 07:14 PM
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Stalker !!!!!!!!
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Old Jun 1, 2006 | 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by tokyo_james,Jun 1 2006, 08:14 PM
Stalker !!!!!!!!
Nahhh he wasnt THAT cute
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Old Jun 1, 2006 | 07:21 PM
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Not as cute as me then
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Old Jun 1, 2006 | 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by tokyo_james,Jun 1 2006, 08:21 PM
Not as cute as me then
NOt even close

























wonder if anyone can figure out why I'm ing up to the LImey
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Old Jun 1, 2006 | 07:23 PM
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OMG I cant believe I'm gonna be hearin da RED ROCKER in just 2 dayz
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Old Jun 1, 2006 | 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by tokyo_james,Jun 1 2006, 08:21 PM
Not as cute as me then
You gotta admit he had ballz to even try such a scam I asked him how many he had gotten today? He said I wuz his first <sucka
:canthelpbutrewardcreativity:
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Old Jun 1, 2006 | 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Jun 1 2006, 09:45 PM


I told him the reason I got it for him wuz cuz he called me Miss
He said Oh meaning instead of Mamm & I said YEP!

He's so cute & says yeah my Mom HATES when people call her Mamm

I told him I wuz from WA and just needed the tee for someone since we have no IN & OUTs .

He went in for the kill with " Do you have a daughter that looks like you? " Man he was thinkin I wuz gonna give him my car for that comment they liked the VMOM too

sowwy 4 the blah blah but it was funny and a good lesson to you youngins to remember to say Miss to the Ol Lady's and ya neva know what you may score
I know exactly what you mean. A few years ago (!) I went into Tim Hortons and the girl behind the counter called me Ma'am. If I hadn't been shocked into speechlessness, I'm not sure what I would've done!
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