Hi guys! Latest status...
Well, for one thing, George, after many years of being a single man, I do think that I know how to use one properly.
That said, if I'm being honest (and Charlie 2.0 is *always* honest) it's really more about me protecting myself from some creepy STD than about pregnancy. Women these days are ridiculously promiscuous. And... that's a good thing. 
Gina, you can always call me whatever you want, kiddo. I learned to read Momish years ago, and while I still only understand about 70% of it, I'm all good with it!
FYI, I am keeping the house; Karen moved to a condo. Address and phone remain unchanged. I would like to visit someday; who knows? 
kiddo <
yeah you were ahead of the rest on understanding this crap

well best wishes to Karen as well and will look forward to hangin out sometime
Chaz, just a gentle reminder that the useless (and frankly, dated) dating advice of UnkieTrunkie is always available:
1. Go to ATMs and dig around in the garbage bins for receipts with large numbers on them. Give the chicks your phone number on those.
2. Ask her when's a good time to eat. Meet her for drinks after that time.
3. Use protection: get a Google number, fake address, maybe a burner phone to boot. . .
1. Go to ATMs and dig around in the garbage bins for receipts with large numbers on them. Give the chicks your phone number on those.
2. Ask her when's a good time to eat. Meet her for drinks after that time.
3. Use protection: get a Google number, fake address, maybe a burner phone to boot. . .










66%
you gonna get that dirt outta the
& have a ThrowBack
BBQ next year?



