yeah dis is for all those newb's dat wander in and dont know WTH this place is allz about


Feel Free 2 add your own suggestions and important info to help um out

Mom will start with a few essentials:

1. Must have a sense of HUMOR

2. If your MALE den your a

3. If your FEMALE and not over da age of say 35 den your a Lil Girl

4. If your FEMALE and have OFFSPRING den your a Mombud

5. If you say FOCK den Mom will dispurse da Ivory Bar into yur mouth!

6. If you HAPPEN to land on the FIRST POST of a page DAT IS WHATZ CALLED A Usually aknowledged by either a PIC of the topic or an OOOOOSKY < if yur Mom

7. SEX is an important subject in here and usually ALL topics Threads end up der one way or another

8. Leghumping is very prevalent ESP when 's are in range of da Lil Girls

9. Correct spelling is NOT neccesary

10. If your not sure what Mom said den you need a Momtionary ( but note its not about her anyways )

11. If someone calls you a datz a GOOD TING so DONT PANIC! Just have fun

12. We sometimes have a few SERIOUS topics ( but not often ) and try not to get too technical in here we allready have a few resident GEEKS

 

13. is AKA :sweetj:

 

Has anyone seen that movie? perhaps it's time for me to load up my old avatar...

 

Ahhh JackiPoo note da pic up der I dont tink its out till Friday I dont tink I will though cuz it looks purdy U KNOW WHAT

 

14. Don't bother trying to understand vtecmom, just smile and post

 

15. Every 's goal is to cash checks on a regular basis.

 

 

is an acceptable post in reply to any other post

 

Stay with the count Martin.

 

It came out last week. I've seen it.