Yup, and my turtle is bigger then yours

 

if by turtle you mean penis, and by bigger you mean smaller, then i'd have to agree

 

 

Stop talking about penises like a biatch, would ya?

 

Alex is just trying to compensate for his lack of a penis.

 

bad language in here.....

 

Ooooh, listen to Mr. Moderator wanna-be over here...

 

Where is Everybody?

 

Are you gonna be
Say that you're gonna be

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh...

She said she wants some Marvin Gaye, some Luther Vandross, a little Anita, will definitely set this party off right
(Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, well well well well well)
She said she want some Ready for the World, some New Edition, so let me rip it in, and definitely set this party off right
(Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, well well well well well)

I told her to drive over in your new whip
Bring some friends you cool with
Imma bring da cool whip
Then I want you to strip
See you is my new chick
So we get our grind on
She be grabbin, callin me Biggie like Shine home
Man I swear she fine homes
Why she always lying though
Tellin me them diamonds when she know they rhinestones
She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson
Got a dark skinned friend look like Michael Jackson
I play 'Ready for the World' - she was ready for some action
My dawg said you aint no freak, so you got to prove my man wrong
Imma play this Vandross
You gon' take your pants off
Imma play this Galdys Knight
Me and you gon' get right

She said she wants some Marvin Gaye, some Luther Vandross, a little Anita, will definitely set this party off right
(Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, well well well well well)
She said she want some Ready for the World, some New Edition, so let me rip it in, and definitely set this party off right
(Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, well well well well well)

She said she wants some Marvin Gaye, some Luther Vandross, a little Anita, will definitely set this party off right
(Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, well well well well well)
She said she want some Ready for the World, some New Edition, so let me rip it in, and definitely set this party off right
(Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, well well well well well)

Got you lookin at the gliss at my hands and wrists
While i'm likely at smokin on my canibus
When it come to rockin original like Marvin and Luther
I can tell you aint no messin with Kan-man and Twist
From the Chi and I be
Sippin Hennessy
Twistin almarie?
Tryina smoke a B
Lookin properly
Feelin on a G?
And always (Well Well Well Well Well)
Come with me and sip on some regular champagne
You aint know Twista can work it like the Whispers
Hit the stop light, get into some Isaac
The rims still moving so I ? a little spinners
While I'm
Smokin on a B
Dippin through the streets
Bumpin R&B
And I got to leave
something to the Gs?
And I do it (well well well well well)
When my earth and the wind smoke a fire
Let me when get your sheets wet listening to Keith Sweat
Put you in a daze for maze
Fullfilling our every sensation slow ? having deep sex
You ready for the world girl
Come on over make me touch you all over your body baby don't say no to me
An every moment you controllin' me I'm lovin the way you be holding me when I be listening to Jodeci
And when I come over and bend your ass
You be bumpin Teddy Pendergrass
I'da hit it from the back to the melody to roll it slow
Now I gotta go up in it fast, but imma finish last
No matter how much of a thug you see
I still spit it like it's R&B, so to the club with me
And with some Luther come on and hope you finna and stilla be in love with me

She said she wants some Marvin Gaye, some Luther Vandross, a little Anita, will definitely set this party off right
(Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, well well well well well)
She said she want some Ready for the World, some New Edition, so let me rip it in, and definitely set this party off right
(Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, well well well well well)

She said she wants some Marvin Gaye, some Luther Vandross, a little Anita, will definitely set this party off right
(Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, well well well well well)
She said she want some Ready for the World, some New Edition, so let me rip it in, and definitely set this party off right
(Are u gonna be, are u gonna be, are u gonna be, well well well well well)

Baby drop another slow jam
And all us lovers need hold hands
And if you aint got no man hop up on my brohem
I keep it pimpin like an old man
You gots to roll with the plan
Cuz after that then I
Take it to the dome
Then I got to bone
Stay up in the zone
Got to get you home
Gotta run up on
And I do it (well well well well well)
Baby drop another slow jam
And all us lovers need hold hands
And if you aint got no man hop up on my brohem
I keep it pimpin like an old man
You gots to roll with the plan
Cuz after that then I
Take you to my home
And we could get it on
Whisper on the phone
Just to get you goin'
Tryina make you moan
And I do it (well well well well well)

 

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