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Old Oct 20, 2004 | 11:20 PM
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Nice pics and story! To bad about the shit business
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Old Oct 20, 2004 | 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Oct 21 2004, 09:51 AM
Cool story. Any pics of the poo puddle you stepped in?


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Old Oct 21, 2004 | 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin,Oct 20 2004, 06:50 PM
Wow! Just my luck. All the hot women I have ever tried to talk to have actually just stepped into an open sewer and aren't ignoring me after all.


So now I know why when attractive women quickly walk away during a conversation....

Racerchick, I hope you went to Crazy Shirts and Bubba Gump's Shrimp in Kona, can't miss those places while on the big island.
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Old Oct 21, 2004 | 06:14 AM
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Good story.

In the future, just stay and talk to the guy. If he mentions the smell, just tell him you farted. Guys dig chicks that can fart and admit it.








right?



maybe its the other way around...








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Old Oct 21, 2004 | 06:47 AM
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Or better yet. Stay and talk and if he asks what that smell is, just spin it and ask him if he just farted.

Spin Doctor
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Old Oct 21, 2004 | 08:02 AM
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^^^


glad you guys enjoyed my shit story
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Old Oct 21, 2004 | 08:15 AM
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that is a loooong car!
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Old Oct 21, 2004 | 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by LilJapnBoy,Oct 21 2004, 06:57 AM


So now I know why when attractive women quickly walk away during a conversation....

Racerchick, I hope you went to Crazy Shirts and Bubba Gump's Shrimp in Kona, can't miss those places while on the big island.
yes that's the secret of why we walk away...

i went to crazy shirts, but i didn't go to Bubba Gump's, we have a couple here in SF i went to one here and it was ok.. not some place i'm exactly dying to go again
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Old Oct 21, 2004 | 11:05 AM
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Great story Its kinda nice to hear that its not just us guys who get clumsy around the hotties.....it happens to the hot chicks as well
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Old Oct 21, 2004 | 04:43 PM
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eh.. no big loss... he's cute but prolly not my type anyways
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