haha you guys should read this whole story

 

its about a pedophile hahaha funny shit

This wannabe pedo tried to solicit girliegurl1990, a 14 year old girl
... or so they thought!

 

Meet my new pal Adrian. Adrian is a real peach. He was gracious enough to deliver a piping hot McDonald

 

irliegurl1990 (5:58:49 PM): hi asl
cuteasiandudepdx (5:59:03 PM): 29/m/portland metro
cuteasiandudepdx (5:59:11 PM): you?
girliegurl1990 (6:00:34 PM): 14/f/vancouver
cuteasiandudepdx (6:00:49 PM): was the picture you in your profile?
girliegurl1990 (6:01:25 PM): yes
cuteasiandudepdx (6:01:58 PM): you looked older than 14 in that picture. i would have thought that you were 19 or 20
girliegurl1990 (6:02:19 PM): thanks
girliegurl1990 (6:02:21 PM):
cuteasiandudepdx (6:03:06 PM): that is not a bad comment i usually don't find a 14 years old girl sexy (Why am I having such trouble believing that?)
girliegurl1990 (6:03:23 PM): hehe
girliegurl1990 (6:03:26 PM): thank u
cuteasiandudepdx (6:03:42 PM): do you chat online a lot?
girliegurl1990 (6:03:58 PM): yes everyday
cuteasiandudepdx (6:04:24 PM): what do like to do for fun?
girliegurl1990 (6:06:06 PM): i like to drink
cuteasiandudepdx (6:06:31 PM): really? have a buddy help you out?
girliegurl1990 (6:07:50 PM): u shuold by me some beer
cuteasiandudepdx (6:08:26 PM): yeah that's right are you going to get me in trouble?
girliegurl1990 (6:08:47 PM): dood dont u kjnow if i got u in trouble i wuold get in trouble too????????
cuteasiandudepdx (6:08:50 PM): do you like wine?
girliegurl1990 (6:09:10 PM): i like kahluas
cuteasiandudepdx (6:09:57 PM): i have mostly wine, a couple of good whiskeys here...
girliegurl1990 (6:10:21 PM): ok

 

girliegurl1990 (6:10:25 PM): u wanna come over????????
cuteasiandudepdx (6:10:30 PM): i like drink some too after work - it is nice. i like mexico beer too
cuteasiandudepdx (6:10:36 PM): sure
cuteasiandudepdx (6:10:51 PM): your parents will kill me
girliegurl1990 (6:10:57 PM): tehy are not here
cuteasiandudepdx (6:11:39 PM): to your house?
girliegurl1990 (6:11:49 PM): yah
cuteasiandudepdx (6:12:06 PM): what time... do you have friends over? ( How subtle.)
girliegurl1990 (6:12:26 PM): no i am alone
girliegurl1990 (6:12:30 PM): i gotta go tho can i call u?
cuteasiandudepdx (6:13:32 PM): yeah, i am about to leave the work now. you can send me a page at 503-202-1319. i just ordered a new cell from amazon and it is only going to be here thursday
girliegurl1990 (6:13:59 PM): cool what is the number for it so i can call u thursday to
cuteasiandudepdx (6:14:22 PM): i will need to activate it when i get it
girliegurl1990 (6:14:30 PM): cool
girliegurl1990 (6:14:36 PM): what will teh number be????????
cuteasiandudepdx (6:14:37 PM): my older plan with sprint ran out last week
cuteasiandudepdx (6:15:03 PM): i don't have it yet. thursday i will have it when i activate the phone
cuteasiandudepdx (6:15:11 PM): do you have an email so i can email you the number
cuteasiandudepdx (6:15:19 PM): or a number i can reach you
girliegurl1990 (6:15:38 PM): nope sorry
cuteasiandudepdx (6:15:52 PM): at least the package will get here thurday, so by friday i will have the number the latest
cuteasiandudepdx (6:16:27 PM): my email is <font color="Blue">cuteasiandude... @yahoo.com
cuteasiandudepdx (6:17:01 PM): what time are you planning on tonight? i am going to get out of here in a few minutes
girliegurl1990 (6:17:13 PM): ok gimme your house number i will call u when u get home ok?
cuteasiandudepdx (6:18:33 PM): my gf will kill me!!! are you going to be online for a while? i will be home in about 20 min max
girliegurl1990 (6:18:45 PM): yes i will be here for a while
girliegurl1990 (6:18:45 PM): ok

 

cuteasiandudepdx (6:19:10 PM): sorry really can't give you the home number since she is staying with me
girliegurl1990 (6:19:15 PM): oh ok
cuteasiandudepdx (6:19:31 PM): ok, i am going to sign off here... talk to you soon!
girliegurl1990 (6:19:37 PM): ok asee u in a bit
girliegurl1990 (6:19:42 PM): hey what do u do for work ne way?
cuteasiandudepdx (6:19:51 PM): i am an engineer
girliegurl1990 (6:20:05 PM): no i mena like what sort of company u work for
cuteasiandudepdx (6:20:12 PM): i work on computer graphic design
girliegurl1990 (6:20:45 PM): oh cool
cuteasiandudepdx (6:20:52 PM): Xavier Edit: They're claiming he does not work there (There you go, follow-uppers

 

irliegurl1990 (7:00:59 PM): rite on
girliegurl1990 (7:01:08 PM): will u bring me some kahlua plz (I don

 

girliegurl1990 (7:06:22 PM): u can look that up on mapquest
cuteasiandudepdx (7:06:23 PM): let me write down, 1 min ok
girliegurl1990 (7:06:26 PM): u know how rite???????????
cuteasiandudepdx (7:06:33 PM): yeah
girliegurl1990 (7:06:41 PM): ok coolies let me know when u r leavin
girliegurl1990 (7:06:43 PM): where do u live anywa
cuteasiandudepdx (7:06:57 PM): beaverton
girliegurl1990 (7:07:09 PM): k
girliegurl1990 (7:07:18 PM): coolies
cuteasiandudepdx (7:07:35 PM): i will... i just need to make something up for leaving...
girliegurl1990 (7:07:38 PM): ok
girliegurl1990 (7:08:02 PM): just tell me for sure tho when u leaving so i can be ready when u get here and not be in the bathroom putin on makeup lol lol lol
cuteasiandudepdx (7:08:06 PM): things are complicated when you have gf!! ( And they just got a hell of a lot more complicated, Adrian.)
cuteasiandudepdx (7:08:39 PM): i will be leaving in about 30 min.... what else do you want me to bring?
cuteasiandudepdx (7:10:17 PM): do you want something else besides kahlua, mcdonalds and condoms
girliegurl1990 (7:11:31 PM): no thats all (I think that about covers it. )
cuteasiandudepdx (7:11:38 PM): have you had sex before?
girliegurl1990 (7:11:43 PM): yah well kinda
girliegurl1990 (7:11:45 PM): i guess no
cuteasiandudepdx (7:11:52 PM): what do you mean
girliegurl1990 (7:12:00 PM): hmm ok well i will see u in half an hour and tell u then
girliegurl1990 (7:12:17 PM): make sure u have the stuff with u so u will not have to go back to uor car ok???????? ( And so when I look through the peephole, I can be absolutely certain it

 

What happened next can only be described as

 

swung the door open, baseball bat in one hand and camera in the other, and snapped off a shot. I greeted him warmly.