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Old Apr 18, 2002 | 09:05 PM
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How to Impress....... A Woman

Compliment her,

cuddle her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

stroke her,

tease her,

comfort her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

dance with her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her

How to impress a Man

Show up naked.

Bring Beer.
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Old Apr 18, 2002 | 09:07 PM
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ROFLMFAO

God you girls have it Soooooooo easy
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Old Apr 18, 2002 | 09:50 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by sLeEpie yEdDaz
[B]How to Impress....... A Woman
stroke her,
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Old Apr 18, 2002 | 10:05 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by MattH25
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where can i find girls like this
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Old Apr 18, 2002 | 10:46 PM
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I don't think girls really want to be impressed.
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Old Apr 19, 2002 | 04:26 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by sLeEpie yEdDaz
[B]spend money on her,
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Old Apr 19, 2002 | 04:54 AM
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if its so hard for you guys then why not be gay? It only takes 2 things to please your male lover
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Old Apr 19, 2002 | 06:16 AM
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~* if it's that hard for guy...i guess lesbian for me then!! hahha..*~
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Old Apr 19, 2002 | 07:47 AM
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I like how yeddaz put 'spend money on her' and 'buy her things' on there... typical woman...

yeddaz, go the lesbian route! Good luck getting HER to buy you shit!
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Old Apr 19, 2002 | 07:48 AM
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i can impress a woman with the size of my blunt!
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