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How Mom became an American citizen.

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Old Aug 14, 2006 | 09:52 AM
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Default How Mom became an American citizen.

Once upon a time, Vtecmom was trying to get into the US legally through Immigration. The immigration officer said "Vtecmom, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States of America." Vtecmom said, "I am ready." The officer said "Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink, and green." Vtecmom thought for a few minutes and said "The telephone goes 'green, green, green' and I pink it up and say 'Yellow, this is Mom.'" Vtecmom now lives in Sammamish, WA you and works at a Verizon help desk. I talked to her yesterday.
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