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How much is that Barbie in the window?

Old Jul 5, 2006 | 08:57 AM
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One day a father gets off work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He stops at a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie in the window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have Work out Barbie for $11.95 Shopping Barbie for $11.95 Beach Barbie for $11.95 Disco Barbie for $11.95 Divorced Barbie for $127.99." The amazed father asks Why is the Divorced Barbie $127.99 and all the others only $11.95?" The salesperson answers "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, and one of Ken's Friends.
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Old Jul 5, 2006 | 09:04 AM
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Why doesn't barbie ever get pregnant?









Because Ken comes in another box...
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Old Jul 5, 2006 | 09:04 AM
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Old Jul 5, 2006 | 09:18 AM
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Old Jul 5, 2006 | 09:39 AM
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<1 4 RB & 1 4 Jason
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