I have to really concentrate when I drive, I mean I'm relaxed when I drive, but I always have to stay aware, the most multi-tasked I get when driving is tinkering with the radio/tape player, and talking to someone else in the car..

 

Well....I actually lead a group drive and as I was sliding sideways around corners I was talking to my boss on my cell phone to correct a server problem.


My shifting was a tad off, but I managed.

 

well that's just irresponsible. throwing beer cans, smoking dope is one thing...talking to the boss? reprehensible.

 

heh heh....I used to be really good at hitting road signs with empties....does that count?

 

i can post this thread while telling my coworker to STFU at the same time...

 

I can jerk-off, chug a beer, call Dominos, balance my checkbook, drive a tee shot about 245 yds with my big dog, flip a pancake, surf the channels, parallel park, finger my own bung and land an Airbus A340 in Lisbon Spain on Flight Simulator 2004 all at the same time.

 

thats pretty impressive zoe.

i dont know anyone who can jerkoff and finger his own bung at the same time!

 

Now you do!

 

yes indeedy...

Note to self: dont shake zoe's hands next time i meet him

 

thought you could hide that in the middle of all that?