Suggested ways to spend your tax rebate:

The Federal Government is sending each and everyone of us a $300+ rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.
and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA.
Thank you for your help & please support the US.

 

$300? As best as I can tell, I'm maybe getting ~$100.

 

i spent on strippers.

 

Wouldn't even get me enough quality time with strippers.

 

Giving it to the Arabs.

 

The Arabs aren't too keen on the

 

Outstanding!

 

Good is Canadian.

 

BC bud is now British Columbia's top export, surpassing petroleum products, forest products, and hydropower.

 

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