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Old Jan 31, 2005 | 08:34 AM
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Cool Hysterical Story

and this actually happened...

my cousin was out with some friends one night.. and they met this guy.. so he starts chatting with my cousin throughout the night, and apparently, according to her he is extremely hot (part Italian part African American ). So anyways, he offers her and her friends a ride to their car. My cousin asks: "oh what kind of car do you have?" he replies: "i have an M3, do you know what that is?" my cousin, without hesitation says: "oh yeah, that's a Mach 3!" the guys gets a dumbfounded look on his face and says: "no, a Mach 3 is a razor.. an M3 is a car." my cousin gets a lil excited thinking she now knows what an M3 is and blurts out: "oh yeah, Mercedes makes it! right?" i think the guy gave up at this point and just said..: "no it's actually a BMW... dont' worry about it.. i'll just give you a ride to your car..."

a couple days later, i'm kickin it with my cuz and she turns to me and asks: "hey maryann, do you know what an M3 is?" me: "yeah, it's a car made by BMW.. etc...(i give her all the specs" so she goes: "oh... well i didnt' know that.." and proceeds to tell me the story...
i think i just about died laughing at her!!!


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Old Jan 31, 2005 | 08:37 AM
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How is this supposed to be a historical story???






oooh you said hysterical... it all makes sense now!!!
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Old Jan 31, 2005 | 08:39 AM
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Your "cousin"... right...
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Old Jan 31, 2005 | 08:57 AM
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Well at least she asked you to explain to her what it is
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Old Jan 31, 2005 | 08:59 AM
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Old Jan 31, 2005 | 09:02 AM
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Its funny cuz it represents how ignorant girls can be to cars.... so next time you say.. I have an s2000.. and the girls says..... umm.... whats that.. don't be offended
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Old Jan 31, 2005 | 09:03 AM
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Old Jan 31, 2005 | 09:19 AM
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Any pics a the DUDE?

J/K cute stowy Sweet Pea My neighbor has brand new one and I likie
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Old Jan 31, 2005 | 09:21 AM
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Old Jan 31, 2005 | 09:31 AM
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I think WSB thinks this story is
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