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Old Feb 28, 2006 | 08:36 AM
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..........there was her little sister: gorgeous, tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down near me for a great view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She told me she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. She said "I'm going upstairs to my edroom. If you want to go ahead with it, just come up and get me." I was stunned as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Old Feb 28, 2006 | 08:40 AM
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That's what I forgot, condoms! Life would be sooo much less expensive
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Old Feb 28, 2006 | 09:33 AM
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Old Feb 28, 2006 | 10:31 AM
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are they the Gibson sisters?
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Old Feb 28, 2006 | 10:33 AM
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this is CJ gibson
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Old Feb 28, 2006 | 10:34 AM
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she's the studious one
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Old Feb 28, 2006 | 10:37 AM
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and this is raquel.
she likes the beach
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Old Feb 28, 2006 | 10:38 AM
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I think CJ is the little sister
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