Dissapointed at GNN's failure to die

 

Shirley there is still hope...?

 

 

shirley

 

There is most definitely hope, but please don't call me Shirley.

 

This self absorbed dork:

 

This is getting a little complicated.

 

 

I'm not dead yet because I choose to still be alive. At the same time, however, I'm doing whatever I can do speed up death. I drink long, hard, and continuously. I take sleeping pills on top of it. I smoke. I drive recklessly (most of the time drunk). One glorious day it'll happen, and when it does ya'll will probably still quote me.

 

Still? How about ". . . might start to, out of sheer exuberance of my passing."


Ooooo! Speaking of passing: