Gotta agree....

 

OMG. I just got picked on by another Civic.

 

So my dad is over, and of course, he brought the E55. I use it to make a quick run to the gas station for some lotto tickets, but happen along ANOTHER Civic.

This time, it was a dark green Civic coupe with 3 chics - all decently hot. (Stupid ing flowers hanging from the rear-view).

Anyway, I was pulling out of my neighborhood onto FM-2920. The cross-traffic here doesn't stop. I thought they were going slower than they were, and they caught up with my mighty quick.

 

So she's tailing me for no reason (there's another lane!) and when we get to the traffic light, she swerves to the left lane. I just look over, shake my head disgustedly, then look away. I hear her revving up her engine. I oblige her, pop it into neutral and give it a few friendly taps. She returns the favor by wailing on her engine. I even hear the rev limiter!

 

The light turns green but nobody moves. Another 10sec and still, nobody moves. I finally yell, "Ladies first!" and she gives me a healthy does of the finger.

 

This time, there's no ing around. No toying with them. No hustling. Just pure racing.

She drops the clutch, chirps her front tires, and tries to take off. I instantly follow suit and drop the throttle to the floor. Mash-n-go. The car lurches forward.

By 30mph, I already had 3 car lengths, by 50mph, about 6-7 car lengths, and at 70mph, a dozen. And by the time I killed it at 100mph (and only 10sec later), I had about 3 greyhounds.

 

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