WHERE IS HE I MISS MY RB

HOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

 

Where the heck is that robo-dude?

 

Who?

 

Dat was quick, RB!

 

I've been really busy and I just found out tomorrow I'm on jury duty -- aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!!!!

 

Oh, good luck with that, George. Just tell 'em that the VOCs have rotted your brain, and you can't concentrate for more than 15 seconds at a time.

 

No, it be EASY. I'll say "My dearly departed dad, who is my hero, was a 25 year LAPD, commander of the Watts Substation when the 65 riots broke out, won the medal of valor for facing off with a crazy man with a shotgun (my dad also had a shotgun). They pointed their shotguns at each other, point blank range, and my dad said 'Drop the gun or you're dead." The guy fired on my dad and blew off his hat. My dad said 'You're dead' and he dropped his gun." Think I'll get on a jury?

 

RB

 

Holy shite, George!

Yes, I guarantee that story will get you a pass.

The thing to really get out of is Grand Jury service. A criminal/civil case jury can potentially be worth serving on.

 

I'm outta there, Charley. I ain't got time right now.

Mom, you have a PM.